Saturday, December 27, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hold the Petrol Noozle !!! DANGER !!!
Reminder to hold the petrol nozzle at all times. D on't be lazy.
>
> Always hold onto the nozzle . A friend stopped for petrol at the
> Petrol Station (the one) at the Lingkaran Highway near Gombak) a
> little over two weeks ago. This was the first time he patronized a
> station. As his normal practice elsewhere, he put the nozzle on
> automatic and stood nearby waiting for his car to be filled up. Suddenly
> the nozzle flew out of the gas tank opening with petrol spewing out at
> high speed.
>
> He was sprayed with petrol all over, including his face and eyes (just
> imagine the pain in his eyes). His companion quickly brought him to
> toilet to wash his face. After that
> they reported the incident to the staff and asked to speak to the
> manager. The manager refused to see them. He only instructed the staff
> to take our friend to the hospital.
> According to the staff that was not the first time the nozzle came out
> of the tank while customers are filling up petrol. But our friend's
> incident was the worst.
>
> The top layer of his right eye was damaged and the area around his eye
> burnt. His eye had to be bandaged for 10 days. He was not so lucky his
> eyesight was badly affected
> and became blind. Apparently the nozzle was lighter than normal and
> the speed of the petrol created a backward thrust that pushed the
> nozzle out of the tank.
>
> So please be careful. Share this info with your friends, family &
> relatives.....
>
> Always hold onto the nozzle . A friend stopped for petrol at the
> Petrol Station (the one) at the Lingkaran Highway near Gombak) a
> little over two weeks ago. This was the first time he patronized a
> station. As his normal practice elsewhere, he put the nozzle on
> automatic and stood nearby waiting for his car to be filled up. Suddenly
> the nozzle flew out of the gas tank opening with petrol spewing out at
> high speed.
>
> He was sprayed with petrol all over, including his face and eyes (just
> imagine the pain in his eyes). His companion quickly brought him to
> toilet to wash his face. After that
> they reported the incident to the staff and asked to speak to the
> manager. The manager refused to see them. He only instructed the staff
> to take our friend to the hospital.
> According to the staff that was not the first time the nozzle came out
> of the tank while customers are filling up petrol. But our friend's
> incident was the worst.
>
> The top layer of his right eye was damaged and the area around his eye
> burnt. His eye had to be bandaged for 10 days. He was not so lucky his
> eyesight was badly affected
> and became blind. Apparently the nozzle was lighter than normal and
> the speed of the petrol created a backward thrust that pushed the
> nozzle out of the tank.
>
> So please be careful. Share this info with your friends, family &
> relatives.....
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
世界魚類大全
1.老婆＝ 鹹魚 →可放很久都不會壞
但是很好下飯啊，
一小口就可以鹹很久。
換句話說，
你只要給她一句甜言蜜語，
她就會愛妳很久喔！
2.情人＝ 甲魚 →很黏人
吸乾了之後，
你都不用撥，它自己就會掉了！
3.妓女＝ 河豚 →很好吃但很毒
但是，有的都是已經爛掉的，
或只能被風乾做裝飾品。
4.別人的老婆＝ 熱帶魚 →好看但不能吃
這點很重要喔！
有的或許也不好吃啦！
5. 60歲 以上的女人 ＝柴魚 →已經乾掉了
還好啦，不過還蠻有韻〝味〞的。
貓兒對柴魚很過敏。
6.丈夫＝鮭魚或烏魚→不安於室，但終究還是會游回家
呵！呵！雖然會游回家，
但是很有可能已經在外面撒種囉，
各位鹹魚要注意啦！
7.情郎＝ 鰻魚→尤其是電鰻，會放電電人的
看來我不適合當情郎了，
因為我不會放電，也不夠油嘴滑舌！
8.牛郎＝ 鱷魚 →大小通吃，吃完不吐骨頭
妳以為他們高興啊？
有些柴魚真的會讓鱷魚難以下嚥啊，
太腥了！
9.別人的丈夫＝ 紅龍 →身價百萬
拜託，不是每隻都是紅龍。
有些也只是虱目魚，肉少多刺！
10.老男人＝ 魷魚→全身無骨頭，軟趴趴的，站不起來
笨啊！老男人的周邊商品才值錢哩！
魷魚絲、魷魚乾、魷魚片都頗有賣點呢！
但是很好下飯啊，
一小口就可以鹹很久。
換句話說，
你只要給她一句甜言蜜語，
她就會愛妳很久喔！
2.情人＝ 甲魚 →很黏人
吸乾了之後，
你都不用撥，它自己就會掉了！
3.妓女＝ 河豚 →很好吃但很毒
但是，有的都是已經爛掉的，
或只能被風乾做裝飾品。
4.別人的老婆＝ 熱帶魚 →好看但不能吃
這點很重要喔！
有的或許也不好吃啦！
5. 60歲 以上的女人 ＝柴魚 →已經乾掉了
還好啦，不過還蠻有韻〝味〞的。
貓兒對柴魚很過敏。
6.丈夫＝鮭魚或烏魚→不安於室，但終究還是會游回家
呵！呵！雖然會游回家，
但是很有可能已經在外面撒種囉，
各位鹹魚要注意啦！
7.情郎＝ 鰻魚→尤其是電鰻，會放電電人的
看來我不適合當情郎了，
因為我不會放電，也不夠油嘴滑舌！
8.牛郎＝ 鱷魚 →大小通吃，吃完不吐骨頭
妳以為他們高興啊？
有些柴魚真的會讓鱷魚難以下嚥啊，
太腥了！
9.別人的丈夫＝ 紅龍 →身價百萬
拜託，不是每隻都是紅龍。
有些也只是虱目魚，肉少多刺！
10.老男人＝ 魷魚→全身無骨頭，軟趴趴的，站不起來
笨啊！老男人的周邊商品才值錢哩！
魷魚絲、魷魚乾、魷魚片都頗有賣點呢！
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