Saturday, December 27, 2008

Look a Likes




Saturday, December 20, 2008

Hold the Petrol Noozle !!! DANGER !!!

Reminder to hold the petrol nozzle at all times. D on't be lazy.
>
> Always hold onto the nozzle . A friend stopped for petrol at the
> Petrol Station (the one) at the Lingkaran Highway near Gombak) a
> little over two weeks ago. This was the first time he patronized a
> station. As his normal practice elsewhere, he put the nozzle on
> automatic and stood nearby waiting for his car to be filled up. Suddenly
> the nozzle flew out of the gas tank opening with petrol spewing out at
> high speed.
>
> He was sprayed with petrol all over, including his face and eyes (just
> imagine the pain in his eyes). His companion quickly brought him to
> toilet to wash his face. After that
> they reported the incident to the staff and asked to speak to the
> manager. The manager refused to see them. He only instructed the staff
> to take our friend to the hospital.
> According to the staff that was not the first time the nozzle came out
> of the tank while customers are filling up petrol. But our friend's
> incident was the worst.
>
> The top layer of his right eye was damaged and the area around his eye
> burnt. His eye had to be bandaged for 10 days. He was not so lucky his
> eyesight was badly affected
> and became blind. Apparently the nozzle was lighter than normal and
> the speed of the petrol created a backward thrust that pushed the
> nozzle out of the tank.
>
> So please be careful. Share this info with your friends, family &
> relatives.....

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

世界魚類大全

1.老婆= 鹹魚 →可放很久都不會壞
但是很好下飯啊,
一小口就可以鹹很久。
換句話說,
你只要給她一句甜言蜜語,
她就會愛妳很久喔!



2.情人= 甲魚 →很黏人
吸乾了之後,
你都不用撥,它自己就會掉了!



3.妓女= 河豚 →很好吃但很毒
但是,有的都是已經爛掉的,
或只能被風乾做裝飾品。



4.別人的老婆= 熱帶魚 →好看但不能吃
這點很重要喔!
有的或許也不好吃啦!


5. 60歲 以上的女人 =柴魚 →已經乾掉了
還好啦,不過還蠻有韻〝味〞的。
貓兒對柴魚很過敏。



6.丈夫=鮭魚或烏魚→不安於室,但終究還是會游回家
呵!呵!雖然會游回家,
但是很有可能已經在外面撒種囉,
各位鹹魚要注意啦!



7.情郎= 鰻魚→尤其是電鰻,會放電電人的
看來我不適合當情郎了,
因為我不會放電,也不夠油嘴滑舌!


8.牛郎= 鱷魚 →大小通吃,吃完不吐骨頭
妳以為他們高興啊?
有些柴魚真的會讓鱷魚難以下嚥啊,
太腥了!



9.別人的丈夫= 紅龍 →身價百萬
拜託,不是每隻都是紅龍。
有些也只是虱目魚,肉少多刺!



10.老男人= 魷魚→全身無骨頭,軟趴趴的,站不起來
笨啊!老男人的周邊商品才值錢哩!
魷魚絲、魷魚乾、魷魚片都頗有賣點呢!

Monday, December 01, 2008

Lower EPF Employees' Contribution Rate Starting January 2009 Wage

Members of the Employees Provident Fund (EPF) will be able to benefit from the reduction of the employees’ monthly statutory contribution rate by three per cent, from 11 per cent to 8 per cent, effective from January 2009 wage for a period of two years.
Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister YAB Datuk Seri Najib Tun Abdul Razak made the announcement during the winding up speech for the Ministry of Finance on the 2009 Budget on Tuesday. The move will help increase members’ disposable income in the context of the current economic outlook. At the same time, the higher disposable income will support domestic consumption and thus help sustain the momentum of economic growth.
The decision to reduce members’ statutory contribution rate was taken twice before in 2001 and 2003 as part of an economic stimulus package.
For ease of members and to better facilitate implementation of the measure, the reduction of the employees’ contribution from 11 per cent to 8 per cent will be made automatically, effective from January 2009 wage. This arrangement will be implemented until December 2010 wage.
However if members wish to maintain the contribution rate at 11 per cent may choose to do so by filling up Form KWSP 17A (AHL). Once completed, the forms can be submitted to the members’ respective employers for submission to the EPF.
In the meantime, the EPF will be issuing a new monthly contributions schedule accordingly. Members and employers may obtain the new schedule and Form KWSP 17A (AHL) from all EPF branches or download them from our website, myEPF, at www.kwsp.gov.my from 1 December 2008 onwards.


(NIK AFFENDI JAAFAR)
Senior Manager
Public Relations
Employees Provident Fund

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Money in ZIMBABWE
In Zimbabwe, all the peoples having a lot of money but they're poor....

WHY ??
500 million note, just printed in May 2008.....everybody can have it....maybe just nice for 1 breakfast/lunch (equal to about USD

If you want to eat in restaurant, please prepare the money.........










Sunday, November 09, 2008

Las Vegas Park





Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Orange for CNY

最近桔子少吃

今年四川的桔子遭受了一种寄生虫的灾害,叫柑蛆 而且是肉眼能够看得见的
寄生虫。光拨开橘子皮还不能看见,要把每个桔子外边的那层皮也拨掉才能看见!
据说政府以每斤几毛钱的价格收购果农手里染病的桔子然后深埋,但还是有财
迷心窍的果农偷偷把染病的桔子批发出去了!
所以说现在市场上的川桔要小心!据说华西都市报写了这件事,虽不知道真
假,但大家还是注意一下吧

"我长这么大,还没有见过在橘子瓣的肉里隐藏那么多的蛆伢子,真是稀
奇……"3日下午,在广元旺苍县嘉川镇鸡鸣山上的果园里,石桥村六组67岁的陈显阳老
人对自
己脚下正在作深埋处理的5000多公斤柑橘很是感慨。在老人身后的山坡上,200
多壮劳力和他一样,正在橘园里采摘最后的果实,然后集中堆放,挖坑消毒深埋这些
大多
数还泛着青光的果实。

■撕开橘肉两条蛆虫冒出来

鸡鸣山果园是广元市有名的柑橘园。陈显阳老人把记者带到了一个刚刚采摘完
果实的橘园,树上已空空荡荡,不留一枚果实。在一块相对平坦的地方,一米深、三

宽、五米长的"葬橘"坑已经挖好,坑的外沿密密麻麻堆放着几千公斤橘子,正
在等待运送来消毒的石灰就可以开始处理。在一半青一半黄的橘子堆上,陈显阳随手
捡起三
只橘子,外表好好的,没有裂口也没有孔眼,一个一个分开外壳后,粗略一
看,也没有什么异样,但当他选择一瓣橘子撕开绯红的橘肉,记者立即看到两条比米
粒长的白
白的蛆虫爬了出来……

陈显阳说,自己和村里人是9月27日被通知上山采摘柑橘果实的,"树上一个不
留,统统由政府收购。摘光、埋光、杀光。"

■最多一户"埋掉"32万元

"白白的蛆虫学名叫大实蝇,俗称柑蛆。"负责处理病虫害果实的嘉川镇农业服
务站站长高鸣胜解答了记者的疑惑。

高鸣胜说:"柑蛆作为一种寄生虫在果园生存并不奇怪,但像今年这样大面积
暴发,产生灾难性的后果实属罕见。"据高鸣胜讲,最先发现柑蛆的是相邻的尚武
镇。随
后县政府立即组织有关专家到相邻乡镇展开排查,很快,毗邻尚武镇的4个乡镇
发现了较大面积的柑蛆。9月27日,县政府的柑橘大实蝇疫情防控通告发布,根据处置

法,先要将树上成熟、未成熟的果实全部采摘下来,按照每公斤0.30元的标准
由政府统一收购,然后深埋、消毒作无公害化处理。

鸡鸣山是嘉川镇上最大的连片果园,经过200多人7天的辛劳,截至3日下
午,已经采摘处理了25万公斤。

■果农将长虫的柑橘深埋

预计还有近3万公斤的果实需要采摘处理。"我们镇上处理果品最多的一户需要
埋掉10万公斤柑橘果实,根据去年最低的市价估算,损失将在32万元以上,目前还在

工作。"

■1000万公斤柑橘被深埋

旺苍县分管农业的副县长殷扶炯告诉记者,目前全县需要处理的柑橘类果品超
过1000万公斤,政府将拿出300万元资金进行统一收购作无公害化处理。

殷扶炯说,为了防治疫情,杜绝蔓延,旺苍县指派工商、药监、农业、林业等
部门派出专门的人员对全县所有的农贸市场、个体摊点销售的柑橘类果品实行严格监

和检疫,严禁蛆柑上市交易,并严肃查处销售蛆柑的行为。

■据《华西都市报》

旺苍柑橘园为什么会大面积暴发大实蝇病虫害?误食了"柑蛆"会不会危害身
体?昨日,针对读者关心的问题,记者采访了有关专门机构工作人员。

暴发病虫害管理马虎是重要原因

旺苍县农业局植保植检站站长夏均明说,根据记载,上世纪九十年代中期旺苍
曾有三个乡镇出现过病虫害,由于省市组织的专家组采取了严密的防控措施,砍掉发
现病虫
害的乡镇所有柑橘树,此后相当长一段时间橘园非常"清净"。

据夏均明分析,这次大面积暴发"大实蝇病虫害"与近年来业主和承包人放松对
果园管理有关,不少地方不搞翻土、修枝等冬季清园了,农药喷洒也不到位等是导致
病虫害
暴发的重要原因。


为了防止病虫害蔓延,旺苍县将县城所在的东河镇沿省道202线到白水镇一线
划为疫区,严禁该区域柑橘类果实和苗木上市销售、向外调运;特别在东、西两端与
其他县
区交界的白水、竟成两个木材检查站设立"哨卡",由农业、林业、公安等部门
派专人检查;指派工商、药监、农业、林业等部门派出专人对全县所有农贸市场、个
体摊点
销售的柑橘类果品实行严格监测和检疫。

今年管住了,明后年怎么办,如何做到"长治久安"?据夏均明说,根据已有经
验和省市植保专家的会商结论,最好的办法是砍树,砍树后要进行低位嫁接,另外就
是改栽
其他经济林木。如果选择低位嫁接,必须一年四季加强管理,根据不同季节翻
土、修枝、施肥、撒药,连续3到5年,才能基本保证大实蝇"销声匿迹"。

误食"柑蛆"人体不会有大碍

据广元市农业局植保植检站有关工作人员介绍,大实蝇属柑橘果品寄生虫,具
有很强隐蔽性。只有一瓣瓣撕开橘肉,才能发现米粒长短的白色蛆虫,因此,橘柑很
容易被
误食。

误食了"柑蛆"会不会对人体造成危害?广元市疾控中心副主任医师孙文明表
示,少量误食柑蛆不会产生什么问题,目前也没有导致疾病的医学报告。消费者在选
购柑橘类
果品时,要多加小心,尽量不要食用"蛆柑",如有身体不适,应立即就医。



Thursday, July 31, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

Thursday, March 20, 2008

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