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Hold the Petrol Noozle !!! DANGER !!!

Reminder to hold the petrol nozzle at all times. D on't be lazy.
>
> Always hold onto the nozzle . A friend stopped for petrol at the
> Petrol Station (the one) at the Lingkaran Highway near Gombak) a
> little over two weeks ago. This was the first time he patronized a
> station. As his normal practice elsewhere, he put the nozzle on
> automatic and stood nearby waiting for his car to be filled up. Suddenly
> the nozzle flew out of the gas tank opening with petrol spewing out at
> high speed.
>
> He was sprayed with petrol all over, including his face and eyes (just
> imagine the pain in his eyes). His companion quickly brought him to
> toilet to wash his face. After that
> they reported the incident to the staff and asked to speak to the
> manager. The manager refused to see them. He only instructed the staff
> to take our friend to the hospital.
> According to the staff that was not the first time the nozzle came out
> of the tank while customers are filling up petrol. But our friend's
> incident was the worst.
>
> The top layer of his right eye was damaged and the area around his eye
> burnt. His eye had to be bandaged for 10 days. He was not so lucky his
> eyesight was badly affected
> and became blind. Apparently the nozzle was lighter than normal and
> the speed of the petrol created a backward thrust that pushed the
> nozzle out of the tank.
>
> So please be careful. Share this info with your friends, family &
> relatives.....

世界魚類大全

1.老婆＝ 鹹魚 →可放很久都不會壞
但是很好下飯啊，
一小口就可以鹹很久。
換句話說，
你只要給她一句甜言蜜語，
她就會愛妳很久喔！



2.情人＝ 甲魚 →很黏人
吸乾了之後，
你都不用撥，它自己就會掉了！



3.妓女＝ 河豚 →很好吃但很毒
但是，有的都是已經爛掉的，
或只能被風乾做裝飾品。



4.別人的老婆＝ 熱帶魚 →好看但不能吃
這點很重要喔！
有的或許也不好吃啦！


5. 60歲 以上的女人 ＝柴魚 →已經乾掉了
還好啦，不過還蠻有韻〝味〞的。
貓兒對柴魚很過敏。



6.丈夫＝鮭魚或烏魚→不安於室，但終究還是會游回家
呵！呵！雖然會游回家，
但是很有可能已經在外面撒種囉，
各位鹹魚要注意啦！



7.情郎＝ 鰻魚→尤其是電鰻，會放電電人的
看來我不適合當情郎了，
因為我不會放電，也不夠油嘴滑舌！


8.牛郎＝ 鱷魚 →大小通吃，吃完不吐骨頭
妳以為他們高興啊？
有些柴魚真的會讓鱷魚難以下嚥啊，
太腥了！



9.別人的丈夫＝ 紅龍 →身價百萬
拜託，不是每隻都是紅龍。
有些也只是虱目魚，肉少多刺！



10.老男人＝ 魷魚→全身無骨頭，軟趴趴的，站不起來
笨啊！老男人的周邊商品才值錢哩！
魷魚絲、魷魚乾、魷魚片都頗有賣點呢！

Lower EPF Employees' Contribution Rate Starting January 2009 Wage

Members of the Employees Provident Fund (EPF) will be able to benefit from the reduction of the employees’ monthly statutory contribution rate by three per cent, from 11 per cent to 8 per cent, effective from January 2009 wage for a period of two years.
Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister YAB Datuk Seri Najib Tun Abdul Razak made the announcement during the winding up speech for the Ministry of Finance on the 2009 Budget on Tuesday. The move will help increase members’ disposable income in the context of the current economic outlook. At the same time, the higher disposable income will support domestic consumption and thus help sustain the momentum of economic growth.
The decision to reduce members’ statutory contribution rate was taken twice before in 2001 and 2003 as part of an economic stimulus package.
For ease of members and to better facilitate implementation of the measure, the reduction of the employees’ contribution from 11 per cent to 8 per cent will be made automatically, effective from January 2009 wage. This arrangement will be implemented until December 2010 wage.
However if members wish to maintain the contribution rate at 11 per cent may choose to do so by filling up Form KWSP 17A (AHL). Once completed, the forms can be submitted to the members’ respective employers for submission to the EPF.
In the meantime, the EPF will be issuing a new monthly contributions schedule accordingly. Members and employers may obtain the new schedule and Form KWSP 17A (AHL) from all EPF branches or download them from our website, myEPF, at www.kwsp.gov.my from 1 December 2008 onwards.


(NIK AFFENDI JAAFAR)
Senior Manager
Public Relations
Employees Provident Fund